I spent the entire year taking notes after going on sex dates. Not a journal but just a simple list of important things that I learned throughout the year during my many sex-dating adventures. Some of these things are just sex-related and others are not. Regardless, they’re all important enough for me to share to wrap up the year.
If you’re looking to make your year the best year you’ve experienced to date, then you need to not only grasp what I’m sharing but take appropriate action as well. Here’s what I learned in 2018 and a few solid tips to help you hookup more this year.
25 Things I Learned In 2023 (That Will Help You Have More/Better Hookups)
Plentyoffish really sucks. Seriously, if you’re looking to meet people willing to have sex, then you need to stay away from POF.com. I gave it another shot and Plenty Of Fish let me down in a big way. Don’t waste your time getting a username with this nonsense.
Adult friend Finder still works. Some of the tried and true networks are forgotten. Then there are some that we can always count on. AFF.com continues to work like clockwork and with no signs of slowing.
Senior citizens are dating more than ever before. I’ve come across more horny older women on casual sex sites this year than I’ve ever seen in the prior five years. Mature single women are bold and brave, and they’ll give you the ride of your life.
Snapchat nudes are life. Speaking of life, All the Snapchat nudes being sent back and forth make life better. However, it’s no longer a Snapchat thing but “Insta” video nude thing. Whether you’re using Snapchat or Snapsext, the snapping doesn’t stop and it won’t stop for a long time.
The male romper will not help you hook up. Men, hear me out on this, please…The romper for guys is a marketing gimmick that’ll have women laughing out loud. I’ve tested it out myself and it’s led to nothing but LOLs and unsolicited whispers.
A Rolex watch does help. If you’ve got a Rolex or a nice watch, wear it during your casual date night. I don’t care if it’s an older model or the brand-new Deep Sea model. Just wear it, they love it.
The Pornhub app is solid. When you just can’t seem to find the time to get out there on a date, Pornhub can help. The official Pornhub app is actually quite nice and it’s built flawlessly, likely by some programmer who’s smart enough to work at NASA but likes tits and ass more. Can you really blame him?
Your scent plays a bigger role than you think. You no longer need to settle for the same old cologne that you’re accustomed to striking out with. Scentbird allows you to try various colognes in trial sizes. Find out which scent gets you laid the most without breaking your wallet.
Fling.com is still #1. No doubt about it, the Fling app is still the undisputed champion in terms of sex dating and casual meetups. Read my full fling.com review.
Never cum in her mouth unannounced. Want to end a casual date on a bad note? Finish off in her mouth without warning her and you’ll never be busting a nut in that mouth again. Yes, even women that want dick bad will get pissed about the glazed donut finale. Be courteous and kind if you want to be in there more than once.
Exercising and yoga classes help. Having put forth a lot of time in the gym at Equinox this year, I can confirm that putting in the work in the gym and on the yoga mat matters. Women love fit guys and attending those yoga classes helps you hook up more.
Weed lube is real and women love it. Whether you smoke weed or not, you need to know about this trending lube. As THC and CBD become legal throughout the United States, marijuana lube becomes more popular. Trust me, America has spoken, they’ve confirmed that weed and sex are here to stay.
Unsolicited penis pics are not cool. Sending unsolicited dick pics can get the ban hammer tossed at you faster than you can even imagine. If she wants a picture of your schlong, she’ll ask for it – Nuff said!
Your toothbrush of choice may be limiting your hookup potential. Fresh breath and white teeth are important to just about every single woman out there. If you’re using an old toothbrush, your breath smells like a musty fridge and it looks like you’ve been chewing on a bag of rocks, then prepare for no sex. Get yourself a Sonicare electric toothbrush and win all day long.
Dadbod does nothing for your sex life. Women work hard to take care of their bodies because guys want them to do so. Reciprocity is appreciated and dadbods are not in nor will they ever be the rage.
Backpack profile pics work. Want to get more messages from hot women? Take a photo wearing a high-end backpack like the Louis Vuitton Josh Damier Graphite backpack or the Tumi Gail backpack. They love these bags and getting closer to them means you getting closer to being in their guts. Bada bing!
Kik aggregators continue to suck. I’ve yet to come across a Kik aggregator that works without trying to scam people. They just don’t exist and I do not believe they ever will.
Women hate a neckbeard. Clean it up and put in the grooming work if you want to hook up more frequently. No one likes to kiss a hairy neck so stop parading your neck around like you do.
Every backpage alternative is bad. None of them work, not a single one! The shady Bedpage is the worst of them all, so avoid that one for sure.
Daddy/daughter dating is trending. No, you sicko! I’m talking about older men dating younger women. This trend is all the rage and college girls seem to be ditching the college guys for the more established working man. This is good news for the 30-year-old plus men that love to smash drunk college hotties.
Live cams are a fantastic quickie alternative. Webcam sites are used more than ever before. The infamous Camsoda.com is what people are using in lieu of dating when they’re in a jam. You should try it as well!
Getting laid has never been easier. As the divorce rate increases and the number of single people rises, it’s made it pretty much a cake walk to actually get laid today. My guess is that 2019 is going to be even easier.
New sex toys turn women on. If you want to really impress a horny local woman that you bring back to your house for some fun time, show her a freshly wrapped sex toy. Make sure it’s unused.
Check your bitcoin talk at the door. No one gives a shit about your stupid Bitcoins. You sound like a fucking nerd – shut up and find something else to chat about!
Tequila makes everything better. Anything Casa Azul or Don Julio 1942 will do. It’s expensive but you’ll have better sex, no hangover, and living your best life in 2019.
BONUS FOR THE LAZY AF PEOPLE:
Alexa is great for ordering condoms and setting the mood. I order rubbers and lubes on Amazon and I do so by using the infamous Alexa. No need to search the web, just tell her to do it and she gets it done in a jiffy.
I also set the mood with Alexa because she knows what music women like and why they like it. If it helps me bang more, then play that funky music!
Happy New Year and be careful!