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How To Host A Holiday Party For Hook Up Success!

This is the best time of the year! Yes, even a guy that runs a sex dating apps site loves the holidays, LOL. It’s the season to be jolly right! In this post, I’m going to give you my bare essential tips for hosting a holiday party. I know, it sounds pretty lame, but trust me, the host typically ends up in bed with someone if the party is done right. There are some things that I strongly suggest having for your guests as well as doing for your guest if you want to make it a hook up holiday party!

I’ve laid everything out here for you in black and white, so there should be no questions or concerns after reading it. Now, having said that, there are some items that you’re going to need to purchase in order to make this a successful event. I’ve listed those things out below for you. Just keep reading to learn all about it.

Holiday party tips

My Tips For A Holiday Party That Leads To Hooking Up

Okay, so there are some things that are non-negotiable when throwing a holiday party. If you’re planning on having a bash for friends, perhaps relatives, and others that you’d like to connect with then you must have a few things:

1. Food
2. Alcohol
3. Music
4. Decorations

Those three things are without a doubt the most important and they are non-negotiable. I’ll cover each of these and then I’ll cover some of the bonus items as well.

Lots Of Good Food

I put a strong emphasis on the word good. You don’t want to serve crappy food at a holiday party because people will want to go elsewhere when they begin to get hungry. Think about serving things like meatballs, cheese, crackers, bacon wrapped dates, and things of that nature for your appetizers. You’ll also want to put out foods with more substance but most people prefer to munch on things. Give them something to munch on or they will leave early.

It’s always a nice idea to have some desserts available as well. The thing with the desserts is that you don’t want to put them out too early or people will devour them and leave.

Alcohol Is A Must

Okay, so this is my favorite part of all holiday parties. I absolutely love drinking and having fun with alcohol. There’s nothing better than some cinnamon covered eggnog and whiskey shots. I’m sorry, but if you disagree, then you’re no friend of mine! There’s another route that I strongly suggest you take as well and that’s having curated cocktails. Stop trying to overwhelm guests with having to make choices of what to drink. Make a signature cocktail or two and your life as the host will be that much easier.

Make sure that you’re creating these drinks in batches too. That way you don’t have to sit there and make drinks all night long. Parties are for partying, not for making individual drinks for every guest. You can always leave out a punch bowl of various signature cocktails and call it a day.

Whatever you do, if you’re planning on having a fizzy drink be a part of the cocktail, be sure to add that separately or last because it not, it’ll be flat by the time people start to enjoy it. Most importantly, enjoy all the cocktails with people but don’t drive drunk!

Music Makes Everything Better

You want to select either a classic holiday tune or something that’s currently trending. I’ve spent a lot of holiday parties blasting old school music as the night winds down and as the late night party kicks off. That always makes things interesting. Your choice of music is fine providing that all the guests favor it. Don’t choose heavy metal at a Christmas party, please!

Decorate The Heck Out Of The Place

Christmas and holiday parties, in general, need decorations! You need to get people in the spirit and decorations are the best way to accomplish this. I’ve spent hours upon hours preparing Xmas decorations and the compliments of doing so have rolled in like never before. Now, one decoration you absolutely need is some mistletoe. This will come in handy later in the evening when the party is dying down and you want to try and hook up with your date.

Speaking Of Dates…

You’ll need to find a girl that’s willing to attend your holiday party as your date. Well, she doesn’t have to be your date if you’re throwing the party. However, you do want a sure thing there to ensure that you’re going to get laid. The best way to make this happen is to find someone on Fling that’s willing to attend a party with you. You can give them the rundown and let them know that it’s a bunch of couples and you’d like for them to accompany you.

Don’t be afraid to let them know that there will be plenty of mistletoe throughout the house and that you’ll have the best champagne or whatever it is you’d like to serve this person. Treat them special and my guess is that you’ll get laid 100%. Remember, they’re on Fling to hook up, not to meet their next life partner. Oh, this is really important too. Do not tell anyone that you met her on Fling.com. That’s increasing the competition just for bragging rights. Don’t shoot yourself in the foot bro!

Please, for the love of god, whatever you do, if you end up in a jam and cannot find someone to invite to the party. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT start searching on the Adult Search directory in hopes that you’ll find some hooker willing to make you look good. Really bad move dude and it’s going to cost you a ton!

Oh crap, I almost forgot to mention something. Make sure you’re well-groomed and that you have condoms, lubricant, and some toys for the after-party showdown with your hook up friend. Don’t be that guy that doesn’t come prepared to play. You’ll make us all look bad.

Anyway, I want to leave you with a Ho, ho, ho and may everyone get everything that they want this holiday season. I’m hoping Santa brings me a few new booty calls! Happy holidays!

I’ll leave you with a clip from the movie Office Christmas Party (2016):

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