I’ve been spending a lot of time in sunny South Florida. As you know, I bounce around quite a bit, but one of the things that I like to do hang out on Miami Beach for Memorial Day Weekend. If you didn’t know, they have an event which they refer to as Urban Weekend. This is the 18th year that this event has been taking place and it’s fun but you need to prepare if you’ve never attended this event.
Can you hookup during Sobe’s Urban Weekend? Heck yes, you can! However, it can also be very risky if you don’t take the right precautions. The good news for you is that I’ve gone out of my way to share everything you need to know if you want to eventually hook up during this hip-hop festival.
Rules For Hooking Up During Urban Weekend In Miami This Memorial Day Weekend
The very first thing you need to understand is that this crowd gets really rowdy! If you’re not careful, you could find yourself in some serious trouble. Unfortunately, some people in this crowd have “beef” with others and they take it out on the streets. Now, I’m not trying to scare you, I’m simply telling you that you need to be alert and aware of your surroundings at all times.
One thing you’ll notice almost immediately is that there are TONS of hot black girls wearing nothing but thongs. They perhaps sport the most scandalous outfits with booty clapping being the main event on Ocean Drive. If you’re lucky, you’ll get deep in one of these ass clapping mommas.
It takes some skill and money though. Fear not, I’ve got the perfect technique that I use to make that happen. Here are the specific steps that you should take to smash some black booty during hip hop weekend on South Beach.
Don’t believe me that this weekend is fire?
1. Go Where The Girls Flock
The first thing you’ll need to do is head to where the hot girls flock. You’ll need to be very careful when doing this. Look for pockets of girls hanging out without guys. Those hanging with guys may not be the best to approach because they’ve essentially got guys working them already. It’s important that you not step on these guys toes because it can cause real issues if you do. They may even want to fight you, so do so strategically.
2. Offer Them Drinks
You ain’t getting in without spending any money. Trust me, offer these women drinks or food or you will not be getting anywhere, period. No guy that I know has ever hooked up on Memorial Day weekend on South Beach without buying girls drinks.
My advice is to head on over to Wet Willy’s and start passing out Superman slushes to single girls you want to smash. If you’re hanging at one of the clubs at night, then offer them the drink of their choice or even a bottle of champagne. Trust me, that $120 bottle may change your future faster than you know.
3. Ask To Come Back To Your Hotel
There’s no chance that you’re going to get with any of these girls staying with a dozen friends. Trust me, their friends may even try to stop the girls from taking action. That’s what they do. You need to get this girl back to your hotel room if you want to get busy.
I always suggest taking one of the two approaches. The first approach I suggest is asking them to join you in the hotel lobby for a couple drinks. Once you get them there, it’s a lot easier to get them to eventually end up in your room.
The next approach is asking them to walk back with you and even invite a friend. Sometimes the girls will feel more comfortable if you invite one of their friends back. Once they see things are safe, the friend will disappear down to the hotel lobby for a bit while you two get it on.
4. Don’t Pay Them
The biggest mistake that you can do is offer them money or pay them to have sex with you. Do not even think about doing this. It’s totally illegal and really something that you need to avoid 100%. Also, I need to be clear and demand that you also not try and hire some girl off of a classifieds sex site. During Urban Weekend you will notice that listings on sites like Escort Babylon and Backpage increase dramatically, but again, it’s illegal and dangerous. So please don’t even think about it! That said, if you do try and give a random girl money for sleeping with you, I can guarantee that she’s going to go postal on you.
5. Use Protection
This is perhaps the most important thing to remember. You need to use condoms and any other type of protection to ensure that you don’t get any diseases. While it’s fun to have sex with random black booty babes, there are lots of people in this world with STDs and you don’t want to catch anything, so be careful. Anyone can have diseases and some of them are for life, so be careful please.
Now, that’s all you need to know in order to hookup on Miami Beach during Memorial Day weekend. Good luck and party hard!
See also: Memorial Day Hookup Tips For Success
1 thought on “Hooking Up In Miami Beach During This Urban Weekend Festival – What You Must Know!”
The street prostitutes aka hookers have AIDS and are usually underaged
and being trafficked by black pimps. Yes also collins ave it’s so bad the pimps have lawn chairs. Alot of the black and latina whores are NOT over 18. Becareful out there.