I Think My Girlfriend’s An Escort…

That’s the message I got from a friend of mine today. Seriously, I was beyond shocked but not really though, to be honest. Having spent so much time in Costa Rica, I know how some girls in this world can be. My friend confessed that he thought she was cheating a short time back but he’s since changed his tune to flat out admit that he thinks she’s a nightwalker, call girl, escort, whatever you want to call it.

I felt sorry for my friend and told him, Don’t worry bro, we’ll get to the bottom of this. Let’s meet for a beer and discuss it. (See screenshot below)

Later that day we met at the local bar to suck down a few beers and go over things. Here’s what he explained to me.

Now, to keep things brief I’ll share only what you need to know here as there was a lot of excessive details and other crap but we’re friends and that’s what friends do. We let people vent for their psychological well-being.

The Escort Girlfriend Situation

My buddy explained a few things to me that really set off triggers which confirm that she’s 100% an escort.

Actually, let me take a step back and confirm that my friend and his girlfriend live where I used to live, Costa Rica. They actually live nearby Jaco Beach which is my old stomping grounds. If you’ve never been to Jaco, then you need to go at least once! The place is beautiful and crawling with sex working women. Anyway, I digress. Sorry about that, back to the topic at hand…

Here’s the message he sent me:

Here are the facts…

My buddy makes good money. I know he does some gambling thing down in there and eventually got into some medication company when big pharma lost one of their patents. Anyway, he makes enough money for her to not have to work but she still works.

His girlfriend claims that she’s a babysitter for a super wealthy ex-pat CEO in big corp and prints money. He prints so much money that she claims to get paid $500 to $600 per day. That’s a lot of money for babysitting everyday.

She had been wearing really sexy clothes and undergarments daily. According to my buddy, the clothes were just what she liked to wear and her boss didn’t have any preference for attire.

His girlfriend was an avid Snapchat user and Instagram poster. She has more than 10,000 followers and crazy views on her social media accounts.

She works strange hours, sometimes through 12 AM and she claims that it’s because her boss has business dinners that go late into the night and he needs her help watching the baby even though the baby is sleeping at that time.

Those are the basic facts that he initially laid out, then he hit me with the big one! I couldn’t believe it when he shared that his Tica girlfriend had received a message with someone asking when she’s available and that the person missed her. She responded that she was all booked and that he’d need to check with the other girls.

Now…

He confronted her about what she said it was just someone asking about babysitting because she’s so good. That’s a line of crap, I told my buddy that he’s a moron and she’s pulling a fast one on him.

It turns out that she was, in fact, an escort being hired for massages and sex acts locally. There was no baby to watch, no wealthy boss, no late dinners. Just her lining up Johns to bang for $500 a night while her gullible boyfriend stayed home jerking off.

I told my buddy to drop her like a bad habit and move on!

Here’s what you need to be on the lookout for if you think you’re girlfriend is turning tricks behind your back.

Trust Me, It’s A Duck

The old saying goes, “If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it’s a duck.” Trust me when I say that this is exactly what she was and I can promise that if your girlfriend dresses like an escort, if she gets texts that an escort would get, and is out and about late at night, then she’s likely an escort.

Don’t Get Jealous, Get Curious

If your girlfriend starts getting a ton of random texts from people and starts parading herself around in lingerie and other sexy clothing, the best thing to do is get curious.

The worst thing you can do is get jealous. I promise you that these girls (although not all of them) are smart enough to hide things if they think you’re catching on to them.

When In Doubt, Call Her Out

Look, if you think your Tica girlfriend is turning tricks and providing escort services for men in the local area, then call her out on it but only do so when you’ve got PLENTY OF PROOF.

If you want to check, here’s what I’d start with:

1. Begin with a reverse phone number search. See if her cellphone number is associated with any escort ads that have been posted.

2. Do a reverse image search with one of her hottest social media pics. Remember, she’s going to post her hottest picture if any because that’s how you sell yourself.

3. Do a reverse email search and check to see if any results populate that are associated with any escort website. You’ll be able to find her on the aggregator sites. Just be sure that site isn’t a local site and if so, make sure it covers your area. For example, you won’t be able to find a Costa Rica escort on a Canadian escort site like the LeoList.

When you find out she’s a sex worker, kick her out and don’t let her come back into your life. She’s really not worth it with all the dating apps that exist in this world today. Trust me, she is replaceable.

Conclusion

That my friend ended up breaking up with his girlfriend and he’s no longer having to provide anything to her financially. Yes, it was a tough break for him, but I guaranteed him that he’d come out a better person and on top of the deal. The first thing he did out of spite was to hire one of the girls from the agency he sniffed out that she works for. He smashed the hottest girl and started using all the sex apps that he could download.

It turns out that this was the best thing that ever happened to him because it opened up his life and allowed him to take it back. I guess good things do come from hookers, lol. Stay thirsty my friends!