Facebook Dating App Launches in Colombia

We all know that Colombian women can be a headcase.  It’s also no secret that they are very attractive and love to have sex.  I’m sure Mark Zuckerberg and the peeps over at Facebook took this into consideration when they launched their new Facebook Dating app exclusively in Colombia.

“Dating” Facebook App Launched in Colombia

Let’s pretend for a second that there are some women in Colombia who aren’t prostitutes.  As I first hand experienced while disco dancing around Medellin, there are plenty of ho’s in the land that Pablo Escobar made famous.  Let’s assume a guy wants to reach out and get a regular date with a Colombian woman who isn’t in it for  they money. Here is how Facebook dating works.

The app uses multiple algorithms about it’s users, which leads to an unfair advantage.  Remember, as a member of Facebook you can give them as much data as you want.  Sex, age, location, occupation, interests, friends, and even groups and pages you follow.  The folks at Facebook are now using this for – or against you.  You can decide after you see your matches, at least those of you who are in Colombia.

You’ll get matched up with romantic partners – without any swiping involved.

“The goal of the team is to make Facebook simply the best place to start a relationship online,”

Nathan Sharp, Facebook Dating Product Manager

They want to ideally compete with eHarmony and other mainstream dating websites of that nature.  Not so much the sexy adult oriented dating apps that I use, but hey, maybe some morally casual women will give it a shot and one day I’ll become a fan?

For now, this is only a mobile app, and you must be 18 years of age or older to participate.  You’ll have to opt in, agree to terms of service, and of course, create a profile.  It won’t pull all of your profile information, instead you get to fill it out, according to a report.  Information that will port over from your profile include your name and age.  From there, you fill out a short intro as well as upload some photos and some answers to questions that it prompts every user.

While the app is officially live in Colombia, it’s waiting for people to sign up so it can start assigning matches.  Knowing those money grubbing Colombians, there are plenty of thirsty (for money) Latinas with huge tits and fake asses ready to stomp on whatever prey signs up and and becomes connected to them.

I’ll be back with more updates as this rolls out in other markets. I’m off to start doing my weekly Friday night scan on Uber Horny.

 

 

Ryan Malone

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Ryan Malone is a serial dater who enjoys casual flings. He created this website for all the cocksman out there looking for the best ways to find casual encounters in all the weirdest places. You can follow him on Twitter and sometimes find him posting videos with opinions on dating sites on YouTube.

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