Look, I’m all for experimenting when it comes to sex, but sex in public is something that some people just shouldn’t do. This couple from Oklahoma City thought it would be a good idea to have sex near a local intersection in Oklahoma City, OK.
Apparently, it was a pretty busy intersection that they chose to get down and dirty at. Some local person caught these two grub stains having sex under a tree next door to a tire shop.
According to local law enforcement, the man, 48-year-old Tony Willis had his pants pulled down while sitting on top of Verna LeClair. The 42-year-old woman was apparently okay with this ugly grub sticking his jimmy in her. What a mutt bucket she must be.
In fact, I have to assume that she’s a drug addict having sex for money or that they’re both homeless and madly in love with each other. There’s no other reason why I can think that these two would bang in public.
Fox 25 News reported that the Tony Willis and Verna LeClair were both drunk and charged with being intoxicated as well as indecently exposing themselves.
Apparently, Verna LeClair has a track record of banging dudes in public. She previously got busted having sex in the parking lot of a liquor store. Charges were dismissed but nevertheless, she had another incident.
She’s disgusting and he’s a prize that I cannot even believe someone would sleep with. I’ve never seen a bigger pimple covered honker in my entire life, seriously!
I don’t know about you, but if I were a female, I’d run like hell from this guy. He looks like he hasn’t popped a pimple on his nose for decades.
If you want to read the original story, then you can do so right here. Now, I want to make it clear that I do not condone having sex in public, especially if you’re as ugly as these two engaging in sexual activity under a tree.
If I had to take a wild guess, I’d say that these are the type of people who use Backpage and Craigslist-like sites to try and meet people to hook up with. Which is just another reason why I strongly suggest avoiding these adult classified ads sites.
Moral of the story here is simple: Don’t have sex with ugly people in public. No one wants to see it.