While I’m typically not the type that reports on sex toys, I couldn’t help but do my part to spread the word on this new toy. Sex and dating are what I’m all about and although there are times I get left in the dust or don’t have anyone to meet and bang, it’s not something that happens very often. However, when it does happen, I’ll now be covered with all my needs in the event that I can’t find someone to love on for 20 minutes or less.
What’s the solution you ask? Well, it’s not just any solution but a straight up skateboarder influenced brand known as the RipNDip. They’ve actually teamed up with a Japanese brand called Tenga. If you’re not familiar with Tenga, they create sex products which they refer to as sexual wellness items.
Something I never imagined I’d ever see in my entire life was brand collaborating to create sex toys, but the RIPNDIP is changing the game I guess.
WTF is it?
I’m glad you asked. This is essentially a male masturbation device which is disposable. There’s a creepy ass white cat on the front of this masturbation toy and the cat’s name is “Lord Nermal.”
My thoughts on it all are quite simple…
People love sex and humor. It’s a mash-up that just seems to work with the silly cat flipping off the world and the funny social media promotions that they are running.
While I’m not personally planning on using this product, I can say that I’ve done my share of whacking the carrot in my day. Yes, the company site is in Japanese, I mean what the heck did you expect right! Needless to say, this makes things a whole lot easier and less messy.
The official product can be purchased on the Tenga website. Just do a search for the RipNDipxTenga Collaboration Cup and you’ll find exactly what you’re looking for.
If you can find someone to have sex with, then I’d say go for that guaranteed hook up, but in the event that you strike out you’ve at least got a back up that will not let you down.
Now, if you’re not willing to settle for this, then my advice would be to jump on one of the dating sites I use and find someone to smash almost instantly.