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Massage Republic

When I first hear of Massage Republic, I thought it was a newly founded competitor to Massage Envy.  Boy was I wrong.  This is just another cover up for a full on escort agency, so depending on what you are looking for, this may be really disappointing, or very intriguing.

What is Massage Republic?

Massage Republic


They really don’t make any bones about what they do. Right when you get to the site, you are prompted with the above pop up asking for your email address.  I politely declined, and then typed in my geographic location to let them know I was in South Florida.  Once I did this, I was greeted by some very upfront text about what I can find on this website.

I paraphrased this, but if you visit this website you’ll see it in the original terms:

We have 45 Miami Escorts and 14 profiles have verified photos.

It also continues to say that services offered include:

  • Massage
  • Foot Fetish
  • Couples
  • GFE
  • Role Play
  • Nuru Massage
  • Oral sex / blowjobs
  • Lap dances

They continue to quote prices from $40 to $1,000 and mention that the average cost is $355.  They cover the entire South Florida market, even as high north as West Palm Beach, so they aren’t shy to travel, apparently.

The website allows you to search by price, services, and location.  For those of you who aren’t into straight encounters, you can choose to find a man or shemale.

So here I am, surfing Google, and hoping to find a new foot spa, rejuvenate for a while, and I come up with Massage Republic.

This site is so in your face advertising escorts that it looks like something I’d see offshore, in either Costa Rica, or Colombia.  Any site that blatantly advertises that I can get a blowjob is looking to get shut down.  We have seen less in your face sites that serve ads like Craigslist hook ups, as well as Back page,  get shut down, and obviously prostitution is illegal in the United States except for a very small region of Nevada.  Reading this site shows me the operators have balls of steel or are firmly lawyered up.

Either way, I tend to stay away from sites like this and I stick to the adult apps for sexual encounters. If you haven’t read about them, visit the home page and read more.

I will say, some of the women looked extremely sexy, but for me, I can find sexy and horny women on many different apps, so I tend to stay there and save some money, as well as risk.  You never know what you will get with these agencies and I don’t want any run-ins with any gangsters, pimps, or protectors, so for my money, I’ll always stay with the hook up apps and swipe until my poor thumb gets a firm callous.

One very interesting thing you’ll see on the website if you click around is that each escort lists things that she will do. (I chose not to click on any “he.”)  Services range from the normal stuff to deep throat, fingering, face sitting, and strap on’s.  Yep, they will fulfill your any fetish, you guys.


Final Thoughts on Massage Republic

As long as I am firmly entrenched in the Miami dating scene, I don’t need any more escort apps.  The (illegal) prostitution is so rampant at strip clubs that there is no reason to venture out and chance a bad encounter.  Besides, the more fun women like to be discreet about their desires to get down and dirty.  I’ll forever be a swipe app guy, and don’t have any need for an escort agency disguised as a massage outlet.

But hey, if you choose to use this website, please come back and leave your comments!


  1. why would anyone take backpage ads serious? They are mostly all STINGS. Use hook up apps, thank me later.

  2. Looking for a sexy mature woman to have sex with and a good time with no strings attached? [phone number removed]

  3. Hi in Columbia but coming to NY. What’s easiest way for quick clean discrete hookup? Thanks

    1. Ryan Malone says:

      My advice would be to join one of the sites on my “best apps” page and you’ll find someone, no problem.

  4. Ariel, Angelic Adelene, Annabelle, Genevieve. All 1 chic tried to trust her dated for almost 4 years. Got her out of lifestyle moved her to bail caught her living with a douche.they all use fake names. Tried to help her what a waste of. You can not help someone who enjoys what they do.tried to give her a better life. If you got ripped off by her I no her real name an where she’s at let’s talk

  5. You came into it like a newbie idiot anyway. Backpage had escort reviews in the past. You obviously looked at the wrong people.
    There are great escorts, both male and female. I don’t know how you managed to get this put online, but whomever reads this don’t believe this man.
    You got played is all that was.

    1. Ryan Malone says:

      Jean, thanks for stopping by. I always love when hookers who depended on backpage escort ads to generate income come and chime in. It’s laughable that they think this is legal!

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