Tuscl Review: The Ultimate Strip Club List or a Total Bust?

I get emailed a lot of questions these days, more than I can typically keep up with. No lie, it’s a battle and a half trying to respond to all. One site that someone recently asked me about was Tuscl aka Tuscl.net. This is a pretty straightforward site but is it worth using? I’ve shared my thoughts and feelings on The Ultimate Strip Club List (TUSCL) and you’ll want to read this review from top to bottom before using the website.

To give you an idea as to whether or not I’m qualified to review this site, let me just say that that reviewed thousands of dating sites, hundreds of escort directories and dozens of local strip clubs (primarily those in Miami). So, I’m well qualified to review this and share my expert yet personal opinion on the website.

TUSCL homepage

My Tuscl Review

Let me give you some background on what this. It’s basically a website that allows members to post reviews of local, national, and international strip clubs. The site is free to access but in order to leave a review you must register as a user.

Most of the people using this site are doing searches for things that I don’t necessarily agree with. People are searching TUSCL for Usasexguide, Rubmaps, Tnaboard, Eccie, and even some local Backpages. It’s supposed to be a way to get better insight into strip clubs but based on my research that’s just a cover-up and only a small part of the full site.

Things I Don’t Like

Like I said, there are a couple of things that I really don’t like about the site. For starters, let’s take a close look at the homepage. If you look closely, you’ll notice that they list out a bunch of categories here on the main page.

What people should be pissed off about is that a number of the categories don’t even exist. For example, they’ve got the Free Cams section and the Hookup section, both of which are not legit at all.

In fact, they send you to completely different sites, not even associated with the website at all. You’ll find the same links at the top and bottom section of the site.

Possible Fake Reviews?

Now, the reviews on TUSCL are supposed to be exclusive and from people that are members. Not only that, the reviews are supposedly screened or moderated by the site admins. At least they are supposed to be before getting approved for going live.

I beg to differ with regards to this and I feel that the site is actually possibly allowing employees and other consumers to post fake reviews. Based on my personal opinion and research, I think the reviews are mediocre at best.

If I had to guess, I’d say that it’s possible that some of the strip club owners are having others post reviews about their establishments and perhaps they are even hiring the site to write positive things about the company.

I wouldn’t be surprised if these strip clubs go to war with each other on TUSCL and even mainstream review sites like Yelp and Facebook.

Joining and Paying

If you do decide to join this site, you’ll likely be suckered into paying for a VIP (premium) membership. It’s pretty cheap at $6.95 a month; $34.95 for 6 months; $49.95 for 12 months.

However, if you’re that much of a strip club patron that you need a subscription to check out a review with premium status before visiting the club, then I hate to say it but your money is not being wisely spent.

Other Reasons

Some other reasons why I don’t like this site is that there’s a lot of chatter about crappy escort sites and dangerous networks that might actually cause you a bunch of legal trouble.

That’s one of the reasons why I strongly advise you not to hire girls in order to hook up with someone, especially in the USA.

If you want to do that (and for the record without my consent) then head to San Jose Costa Rica. Other than that, stick to meeting girls for free in America. They’re better quality girls anyway, trust me.

Conclusion: The Ultimate Strip Club List Is Not My Favorite (To Say The Least)

Like I said, I’m not a huge fan of TUSCL.net because there are too many unknowns involved. If you want to hook up with someone, then join a dating network. If you want to cam with someone, then try a cam site and if you decide you want to check out a strip club then just go.

Whatever you do, don’t spend money on a membership for a strip club review site only to have to spend more when you get to the club. It’s not worth it.

Oh, last but not least, actually perhaps the MOST IMPORTANT thing that I forgot to mention here is the site claims that “Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction.”

Can you believe that? They are sitting here saying that the reviews are legit and something worth paying for yet they come right out and say that consumers should treat them all as if they are fake. Give me a break! Yawn…moving right along…

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Ryan Malone is a serial dater who enjoys casual flings. He created this website for all the cocksman out there looking for the best ways to find casual encounters in all the weirdest places. You can follow him on Twitter and sometimes find him posting videos with opinions on dating sites on YouTube.

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