Ever since this whole Robert Kraft sting, I’ve been investigating massage parlors and rub review sites like you read about. Reason being, I’ve had it up to here (you know where) with the nonsense and crappy content that these sites get away with publishing. I’m referring to sites like Live Rub Reviews and now Body Rub Index.
While my full rundown of the site will not stop their madness and foolishness, it will possibly help a consumer not get swindled or even worse, arrested for using the websites.
That said, if you think I’m joking about getting in trouble for visiting Asian massage parlors and shady spas, then think again. I’ve got a few articles that you absolutely need to read if you doubt me on this stuff. Check out the piece detailing Mr. Kraft’s spa visit as well as the rundown of all the Fort Lauderdale Spas I investigated.
That’s right, I’m no slouch here – I do my homework! Now, as for the worst of the worst given that I’m about to unless my fury on the BodyRubIndex.com, I should just tell you to stay the heck away from RubMaps.com as well. It’s the worst of them all.
Okay, now that we got all that out of the way, time to share what I know about Body Rub Index…
My Review of Live Rub Reviews (Now Body Rub Index)
Okay, so I’m diving in head first here to explain what the hell is going on with this site from first click all the way to hiring a girl for a rub down (don’t do it). The first thing that you’re going to see when you visit the site is an Accept or Reject layover which is basically a warning label for their own protection.
The site is pretty much saying that unless you agree to the terms that BodyRubIndex.com has presented then your “use” is considered “trespassing.” This is the most absurd thing I’ve ever read in my entire life, seriously. While I 100% agree with the fact that they need a warning and something to prevent minors from accessing the site, the “No Trespassing” line is crap. If you want to see what the warning looks like check it out below. It’s the text in the red box below.
The Main Page
Once you agree to the terms by clicking the “I Accept” button you’ll gain access to the homepage. Basically, what you’ll get access to is a list of states and the cities within them. I took the approach to dive into the local Miami section of the site. When I did, I was immediately asked if I wanted to allow notifications and I said no. Then I dove into the Miami Body Rubs section to see what it was all about.
The Miami Page
So, for the most part, there’s not much I can say about this page other than the fact that many of these girls don’t even look like they’re from the Miami, FL area. Most of the girls look like foreign. Sure, it’s assumed that there are going to be a lot of Asian girls because it’s a massage classifieds site, but come on, this is ridiculous.
I did what any loyal reporter would do, I dug deeper…
I took a closer look into some of the ads and noticed that there are phone numbers of girls with literally 1,000 plus ads posted on the site.
The girl doesn’t even look like the same girl in all the photos in the applicable ad. I’d have to say that this is most likely one of those cases where you see a girl online and some other ugly girl shows up at your front doorstep to give you a massage. Either that or a cop! Who’s to say which, honestly? There is no telling which is which with these stale massage girl ads.
One other thing I’d like to mention here is the fact that they pepper the individual massage pages with banner ads all over the place. Take a look below and you’ll see what I mean. These are ads leading to shady AF sites that I do not endorse or suggest using at all.
Heading Back To The Main Miami Page
Okay, so now you know that the ads are garbage and likely not real (in my humble opinion). I want to cover more on the main Miami, FL page and every other city page out there. If you take a closer look at the photos shown on the city pages, you’ll notice that some of them have words underneath the images.
They say, SUGAR BABIES, Get Girls, Live Hookup, Free Cams, Meet Locals, New Local Meet and more. These are not real listings. In fact, they are undercover advertisements made to look like real massage girl listings. Scammy, am I right? You know it.
I’ve circled the applicable photos and text below to show you an example.
The Top Links
You’ll notice the same thing if you take a peek at the top of every single inner page. There are links to ads which redirect you to other sites that have nothing to do with getting body rubs at all. See where it reads Hookup Now, Live Sex, Get Milfs, Get Girls, Miami Escorts, etc? Well, none of those links will help you achieve the body rub down that you’re looking to get.
Massage Ads Source
I’d also like to add that this website is simply republishing ads that have been blasted all over the Internet. There is nothing unique about this site at all. They spider the other sites, aggregate the classified ads and publish duplicate updates. Then they hope you click on their banner ads versus checking out girls for rubdowns – that’s it.
I read the terms and they are pretty ridiculous if you ask me. In fact, the most ridiculous section of the terms is 126.96.36.199 Illegality and Tortious Conduct. This is where they say that you cannot use the site to hire someone for illegal prostitution.
However, they’re showing you ads for sexual services in exchange for money. Funny, isn’t this exactly what they’re telling you not to use the site for? Section 188.8.131.52 Interference with Operations says that you cannot spider the site yet they’ve spidered other sites to rip and post all the classified ads they’ve posted here today.
Conclusion: Body Rub Index Isn’t Worth Using
There’s no reason to even visit a site like BodyRubIndex.com. It’s one of those sites that simply post updates from other massage ads all over the Internet. The accuracy of the ads they publish is questionable at best if you ask me.
They’re trying to be the “Wayback Machine of massage and body rub advertising.” They index stale erotic massage ads and publish them for profit in hopes that you click on banners. Sounds to me like no one is getting any rubdowns here on Live Rub Reviews or Body Rub Index. Screw all this noise, just use a sex dating app on your phone to meet people for massages, rubdowns, and more.
Note: I want to mention that I believe this site is associated with the EscortIndex.com site but I cannot verify that. I figured it was worth mentioning regardless.