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Miami Dolls Escorts Review: Don’t Hire These Girls!

I’ve been doing a ton of research on escorts, call girl sites, adult dating apps, and every other hookup option under the sun. One that I recently came across is the Miami Dolls Escorts site. This website claims to be the best Miami escort agency, hiring the top escorts in the area. They claim to have Russian escorts and services catering coral gables, south beach, and even the keys area.

They claim to offer the so-called gfe experience of a lifetime with high-end girls and top-notch services. I’m here today to question those services and then some.

As you know, I’ve spent a ton of time at strip clubs in the local area and I’ve dabbled in some fun time with girls using apps as well as a couple from classified ads. That said, I know what to expect and the truth about these sites over selling insane services.

My review below explains everything about the site and just what you should expect to experience if you decide to hire one of the girls for some fun.

Miami Dolls Escorts homepage

The Miami Dolls Escort Report

I’ll kick things off by saying that this site hasn’t been updated since 2013. If you look at the news feed, you’ll notice that the last update was on March 30, 2013. For a so-called top-notch site, it seems crazy that something not have been updated for over five years.

More About The Homepage

If you take a closer look at the homepage, you’ll notice that they feature photos of the same half dozen models all over the page. I mean, if you’re such a high powered site, why only feature six girls? If you ask me, I believe that this site has no other choice but to showcase these few women on the site that they know.

Furthermore, my guess is that these women are not even real escorts. Perhaps they are showcasing photos of some random sexy women just because they want to make the services look enticing? I really can’t tell you the right answer there. What I can tell you is that there’s no way that I’m going to hire any of the girls in these photoshopped images.

miami dolls profiles

It’s 100% Illegal

I want you to know that hiring these Miami dolls, if they do really exist is 100% illegal and against the law. If you do call them and exchange money for sexual services, then you’ll be committing a crime.

The Reviews

If you look on the site, you’ll notice that there are testimonials which have been written by users supposedly. The latest reviews or testimonials were written back in 2016. That’s a heck of a long time ago considering we’re in 2019 now. What that tells me is that the website may not even be operated by the same owners.

Social Links

If you look at the bottom of the page, you’ll notice that the site displays logos of Tumblr, ErosGuide, RTA, EroticMonkey, Pinterest, Twitter, and Facebook. These are all links to make you think this site is actually bigger than it truly is. Don’t believe the hype my friend!

logos in footer

Making Reservations

The site makes claims requiring that “New Customers Need Deposit To Guaranty Booking” and I must say, with that spelling error, it stinks of “amateur hour” to the fullest extent. They claim that the most beautiful girls are often booked well in advance. That’s a polite way of them saying that hot girls displayed on the website are fake and that they are not really associated with this site at all.

reservations on The Miami Dolls

Conclusion: Don’t Hire The Miami Dolls Escorts

If you’re looking to get laid, then spend some money on a real date and take one of the horny girls using one of these apps out. Don’t waste your time and money hiring some ugly escort on a shady agency website. Trust me, if you do you most certainly will be sorry, I can guarantee you that without a doubt!

Not to mention, hiring any one of these girls is illegal and by doing so you might be partaking in something 100% illegal, like human trafficking!


My name is Ryan Malone and I'm a serial dater who enjoys casual flings. I created this website for all the cocksman out there looking for the best ways to find casual encounters in all the weirdest places. You can follow me on Twitter and sometimes find him posting videos with opinions on dating sites on YouTube. If you want to learn more about me and my site, then read this page here.

3 thoughts on “Miami Dolls Escorts Review: Don’t Hire These Girls!”

  1. you misspelled “we’re” with “where”: “That’s a heck of a long time ago considering where in 2019 now.”

  2. just fyi, the time/date stamp for comments does not match actual. I posted 8:46 AM and it shows as PM. no big deal, and thanks for your good work!


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