Spazilla Review: The Worst Boston Body Rub Services Ever!

So, I’m here today and sharing the truth about something that we all yearn to know the real deal about – Spazilla. I took the time to check out the Spazilla website while in Boston, MA on vacation and learned all about this shady website. Truth be told, I was on the hunt for one of these massage therapists that specialize in the so-called Boston body rubs. Well, I was extremely disappointed. So disappointed that I couldn’t sleep another night without writing my personal review on the site. Here’s what you need to know about this nonsense and why I totally suggest avoiding it for good. Before I get into this review, I want you to know that I opted to avoid the Eros.com website because I know how shady and bad that site is. I already made that mistake and wasn’t going to do so again.

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My Spazilla Review (In Boston)

I will do my best to keep this short and sweet. Why? Well, I don’t want you wasting all your time trying to hook up with some awful massage girl when you could be meeting someone for sex for free. Don’t you worry…I’ve got you covered here today!

But first, let me give you some background information on my experience. I was staying in Boston near the Prudential Center off of Boylston St. My trip was for work and I only had about a 72-hour window in the area. What ended up happening was I spent a ton of time filtering through this Spazilla website and soon learned that it was a total waste of time.

Instead of simply heading to a local massage parlor or even more sensible, just finding a local girl to hook up with, I spent hours looking for someone from this body rub directory. The kicker is that I did not realize that this was associated with a really bad website – Listcrawler.com.

What you need to realize is that these spa workers are not even massage therapists or anything like that. They are nothing but listcrawlers (these call girls here) looking to take all your money for the worst services you’ve ever seen or had. They aren’t even qualified to give massages and they may even rob you if you’re not careful.

Oh, but it gets so much worse…

So, some of these women on the site charge up to $500 an hour and they require you to go meet them. Some of the girls will not take clients under $35 and they assume zero responsibility for any bad services or mishaps or anything of that nature. They also try to push sex services on your from networks that charge you $150+ on a monthly basis that are filled with nothing but fake girls.

Let’s say that you go ahead and click on one of those text links the read “Live Sex Cams” and “Fuck Now” on the sidebar. If you do, you will be sorry because it’s going to cost you a TON of money and by the way, you will not end up getting any massages. Those are all just virtual services, nothing more.

What I Ended Up Doing…

After dealing with all the headaches and runarounds on Spazilla during my trip to Boston, I ended up doing what any smart man would do. I gave up and reverted back to my tried and true dating networks (check ’em out here). I posted on one of the networks asking if any local girls wanted to meet on Newbury St. or Boylston St. for a drink or three.

Yes, I mentioned that I wanted a massage and would be willing to buy them drinks and dinner if they wanted a mutual friend to have some fun with. Sure enough, it happened and all went off without a hitch!

Conclusion: Do NOT Use Spazilla

Stay far away from the Spazlla services and save your time and money. If you’re in the Boston, MA area just join one of the recommended dating networks and meet up with some horny hotties looking to hang out and have fun. They’re all over the place, trust me! It ended up being a successful trip, no thanks to Spazilla though!

Ryan Malone

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Ryan Malone is a serial dater who enjoys casual flings. He created this website for all the cocksman out there looking for the best ways to find casual encounters in all the weirdest places. You can follow him on Twitter and sometimes find him posting videos with opinions on dating sites on YouTube.

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