Erotic Monkey Review & 84+ Sites Like EroticMonkey.ch

This review covers everything you need to know about the EroticMonkey.ch and what you need to know about the dozens of other escort site options out there today.

If you’re reading this review, then chances are you’re as lonely as you’ve ever been and looking for a girl to meet for sex. Some people have turned to the Erotic Monkey in order to check out various reviews of local escorts.

The site claims to be the best discreet source for those looking to read quality escort reviews. The only problem is that in my humble opinion, they’re not all the quality they claim to be. Furthermore, I’m a huge believer in not paying for sex and most importantly, not using sites like Eroticmonkey.com, Backpage.com, and even Nighshift.co.

Basically, all escort related sites are bad news (this article here even states that most are getting shut down) and I’ll share my thoughts on why they are.

Full disclosure: No images were taken to write this review. We’ve simply provided screenshots of the homepage and nothing more. 

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Screenshot of the eroticmonkey.com landing page.

My Review Of The Erotic Monkey Website

I didn’t waste even a second during my initial investigation. In fact, I’ll go out on a limb and say that I combed every nook and cranny of the eroticmonkey.com just to make sure that I could share as much pertinent information with you as possible. Here’s everything that you need to know about the site starting with the entering the site.

At First Click

If you’re anything like the typical web surfer, then you likely land on a website and just click whatever pops up to make it disappear.

Well, the Erotic Monkey initially hits you with a set of terms when you land on the site. These terms cover things like you agreeing to not hold the site liable for any harm that might occur in meeting women on escortmonkey.com.

They also likely have legal jargon claiming jurisdiction rights and perhaps even arbitration when joining. Anyway, all of this is simply to put you in a bad position from a legal recourse perspective. Whatever you do, read the terms and understand what you are agreeing to if you choose to do so!

Free Sign up On EM

Signing up for Erotic Monkey is 100% free according to the site. They claim that in doing so, you’ll get instant access to tons of reviews written by people who hire escorts in the United States.

What they don’t tell you is that all your information is stored in a database and that in the event the site gets raided for encouraging people to pay escorts for money, the Feds and local authorities will have their personal information.

Reading Full Reviews

If you want to read the full reviews you have no other choice but to sign up as a user. You basically cannot do anything on this site at all except for look at photos without signing up as a user.

However, I suggest you DO NOT sign up.

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Advanced Search Functions

Unlike the Nightshift.co forum, the Erotic Monkey doesn’t make people pay for advanced search functions. If you want to search, you’ll be able to do so via Name, Phone, Email, State, Zip Code, Age, Hair Style, Pornstar, Implants, Breasts, Body Type and even Fetish.

I will admit, the search function here trumps all other escort site searches (pun intended). However, I don’t suggest you start searching just yet. There’s more you need to know.

Banners Everywhere

So, here’s the real reason why they’ve created this website. Based on my research and in my humble opinion, the folks over at Erotic Monkey have a clear objective and it’s to funnel users to banner ads and other site advertisements.

The website has a ton of Eros.com banners (which is another escort site). They also have links at the top of the site with the text “Escorts” and “Erotic Massage” which lead to external sites.

The Forum Sucks

I went to go check out the forum on the site and noticed that the local Miami forum has zero activity. It’s about as lame as it gets with only 9 topics and 0 replies within the section. That tells me that no one is using this forum at all.

Very Few Reviews

Most of the girls on the site have 1-2 reviews at best. Now, this makes me question whether they are real or not. Are they reviews posted by the company?

Are they possibly reviews from law enforcement divisions trying to set up stings? Perhaps they are thugs trying to set up scams? Really, there is NO WAY to identify the true answers to any of those questions without leading to potential risks and even physical harm.

Conclusion: I Refuse To Use Erotic Monkey

I will not use the Erotic Monkey website and I suggest you avoid not use it either. It’s simply not worth the potential legal issues, physical harm, and emotional stress of doing so. Hiring an escort to have sex with you for money is 100% illegal and I cannot nor will I condone doing so.

If you want to meet people mutually on the hunt for a sex buddy, then you just need to use a real casual dating site. That’s the answer to your problems.

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I also wanted to point something new out that I recently discovered here. If you read the terms and conditions of the site before even agreeing to the terms, they come right out and say, that everything on the site is fiction and for entertainment only.

This is just further reasoning as to why it would be a site I cannot recommend using. Why would you want to use a site that contains everything fake? I mean, I’m getting crap from consumers and they’re not even reading the terms and they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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About 

Ryan Malone is a serial dater who enjoys casual flings. He created this website for all the cocksman out there looking for the best ways to find casual encounters in all the weirdest places. You can follow him on Twitter and sometimes find him posting videos with opinions on dating sites on YouTube.

8 thoughts on “Erotic Monkey Review & 84+ Sites Like EroticMonkey.ch”

  1. I think ya cut them (ha, actually it’s 1 dude & a bunch of fiverr rejects) too much slack.

    Site is a joke. Fake.
    They did a good job making it seem real, and they really could make a mint off it if they unpolished some edges…
    However, all the reviews (fake) have the same fluid and thoughtful writing tone… I didn’t pay to read any reviews but they do give you a little glimpse of each one. there must be hundreds of thousands of reviews on this site and every single person that has done a review seems to have a degree in composition and creative writing.
    Also, punctuality seems to be of utmost concern to every single reviewer.
    Better than that the hottest chick on the site is in Glendale Arizona and for some reason she’s willing to negotiate. she’s already posted up at $30 an hour and she’ll send you free selfie pics right now to prove she’s real.
    Lilly, hurry with those pics….!
    And bring change for a fiverr punkin…

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  2. Since you are against all escort sites and the people who use them, your opinions aren’t just bullshit and prejudiced, they are utterly worthless. You imply that people who use EM or other sites are in for legal problems…that is more crap. Any user with an ounce of sense should know how to phrase his inquiries so that he avoids all potential legal liability–not to mention that the idea that LE all over is patrolling all escort sites to sting every one of the thousands of daily users, is preposterous.

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    • James, you are clearly a whore monger! I’ll look forward to covering your arrest. LE does patrol these sites. Read my blog a bit more closely. It’s a scary world out there!

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  3. The LE risk is very low as long as you do not ask the wrong thing. You simply pay for time as a companion never for sex. Sadly while sexwork is legal and far safer in much of the world the positive aspects of consenting adult sexuality that could reduce rape and sexual frustration is a huge issue in the U.S. I enjoy more mature countries like German, UK, and of course Canada where prostitution laws were deemed unconstitutional based on the safety of person provision in the Charter of RIghts. Then the conservative passed C36 going after customer which most major police agencies refuse to enforce and is now challenged in the Courts and will probably be struck down like before. Private consenting adult sexwork is not sex trafficking and almost all the busts using sex trafficking as the excuse have been fake with only consenting adults. LE should go on the dark web and look for real forced prostitution or underaged, it is rare on these sites and of course, should be enforced. But not for in private consenting adults.

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    • Hey Dave, thanks for your comment, and interesting little blog you have going on there. I respect your opinions, and feel the same way on a lot of the same wave lengths. Come back any time.

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  4. I think this review is one of the most poorly written and prosaic reading I’ve ever snored through. Imagine following your rules for using or NOT using certain websites for things that you dont agree with ‍♂️

    Why did you even write this? It’s very strange and I wanted to be sure to write this under the only comment worth a shit on this blog. Thanks for the info though. I will be sure to pass it along to all the people that dont matter in my life.

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    • Grow up and next time you decide to comment, at the very least leave your real name and email address so I know who to call out. Clearly, you’re either turning tricks on hiring people from the site. Good luck buttercup.

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  5. How about this, being you are all very mature, haha! Who gives a shit what other people do or think, if you want to leave your opinion do it in an unbiased manner especially being your a blogger, are you trying to give facts or just your biased opinion towards this? Anyone and everyone should do what makes them happy and it’s sad when mature grown adults go back and forth over issues that are absolutely pointless because the fact is no one knows who or what is on these sites, if it grabs your attention and you make CHOICES to follow through with whatever it is you may be after then know there are possibilities of a wide variety of outcomes, some exactly what you dreamed of and some well, put you in a prison for a long time. Why do we all think our point of view is the only logical, right point of view? That’s where I see the issue, blogger who goes around making blogs and sharing info he has strong opinions(not facts) and then all of the other kids have to get in there and talk there shit. Your all welcome and it’s funny whoever asked for someone to put there real contact info like what’s your plan, will you go beat him or her up hahahahaha…. As far as I’m concerned ya’ll are a bunch of ignorant, self absorbed, talkers… Have a wonderful day.
    PS: tough chat shit talker who wants people’s real email, here’s mine, I’m in Vegas and always willing and ready to talk it out in person…

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