Rubpage Review: Massage & Body Rub Directory Listings Rundown

Today I’m covering one of the many rubdown rating sites called Rubpage. It’s a site that I came across while browsing the web for rubdown options nearby. Now, that’s not to say that I was 100% looking to pay to play. Not even close. Instead, what I do is try to find sites that review these massage parlors to either showcase their legitimacy or call them out for everything that’s wrong. This report covers my findings on Rub Page. Keep in mind, I’ve covered this type of stuff in depth. I’m known for diving deep into Rubmaps and sharing the raw and real details that people don’t like to talk about. Let’s get started.

What I Learned About Rubpage.com

I’ll kick this off with the basics. When you first jump into Rubpage, you’re going to see the standard warning page that you see on every Rub-down site. You know, the one that says you’re not going to use this site to do anything unlawfully in your local area.

Basically, it’s their way of removing the liability themselves if they do something stupid and get in legal trouble. Once you accept the terms, you’re redirected to the main page of the site.

Now, what’s extremely interesting about this Rubpage website is the look and feel above the fold. When visiting, it really gives you that web 2.0 and safe-for-work feel that many of the other sites do not. They use that city vector that makes it look like it’s for everyone, but we all know this is for hiring sex workers.

The Miami, FL Section

I specifically dove into the Miami section of the site because that’s where I’m located. While the image looks awesome on the page, I’m pretty sure it’s not an image of Miami at all. I’ll let that go for now though.

When you start to scroll down the page, you’ll notice a little introductory paragraph and some facts about the location such as the currency most girls accept, the languages they speak, and the best time to visit.

I did some searching around the site and it seems like the answers are pretty standard across the entire site. That said, not much to impress anyone here with the intro.

Moving On To The Listings…

You’ll notice that they’ve got the pages broken down by various ad categories such as For Couples, Body Rub, Four Hands, Nuru, Tantra, and Therapeutic. What I noticed was that filtering did not change the results up much at all.

As I scrolled down the page, I did notice that the number of listings in the Miami, FL area was pretty slim. Now that I think of it, the listings were insanely slim for this area. I’ve seen many more listings on other sites, but perhaps that means they’re real. We’ll get to that later though.

Weird Results Everywhere

Speaking of results, I dove into some of the listings and noticed something very strange. This didn’t sit well with me to be quite honest. It might be nothing, but I noticed that when searching some of the numbers, I saw results from all over the country, not just Miami.

Sure, some of these massage therapists and escorts move around, but that tells me either this listing is suspect or they’re not 100% active according to the Internet.

No Reviews + Scam Warnings

There are basically no reviews of any of the services listed here on this site. This is a red flag to a certain extent. However, if the site is new, then maybe very few people are using it. When I checked out Miami, FL I saw maybe a few reviews in total.

As I said, they are slim and hard to find but the ones I found were alarming for sure. I also need to mention that they literally showcase people’s email addresses if you leave a review. I mean, talk about being GDRP non-compliant. This is about as non-compliant as it gets! I blocked out the email addresses so you cannot tell who they are, but you get the point I think.

How Many Listings Worldwide?

Based on my search in Google, it looks like there are 3,660 listings on Rubpages which to me is not very many considering this is a worldwide site. I would also like to add that my research found that the majority of these girls are escorts, not professional massage therapists.

They Charge Money

For the girls that want to advertise their escort and massage services, they have to pay for it and it’s not cheap. It costs between $100 and $1,000 to pay for a listing on the site.

Now, that’s not to say there are not a ton of feeder listings here that are fake. I’m just saying that these girls have to pay a pretty penny to get listed here it seems.

Payments Accepted

The site seems to be fans of Bitcoin and Cash App. I’m not surprised considering they want to leave as little of a paper trail as possible.

Law Enforcement Disclosure

You’ll want to read the law enforcement disclosure page very carefully before hiring any girls at all. They agree to work with local law enforcement if necessary and they’re willing to give them your information.

Now, you’d know this if you read the terms and conditions. I’m not saying this is a bad thing. What I’m saying is that this is something you need to understand, that’s all.

Porn And Other Ads

You’ll come across porn ads and other types of ads on this site outside of the general scope of body rubs and massages offered on Rubpages. VPN services, cams, semen pills, etc. Basically, a whole lot of stuff that you really do not need.

Conclusion: Rubpage Body Rubs Could Be Real

Overall, this site is trying to take over the body rub ad listings in local city areas. It seems like they want to be known for being the outcall club that helps guys meet people for rubdowns and release. There are independent and spa listings here.

The problem is that many of them have no reviews and they just look like filler content. Tough to really say if this is legit or not. My personal advice would be to go for a fling hookup app before risking getting arrested due to trying to hire a massage girl for a rubdown. Now, if you’re going to use Rubpage, do so at your own risk.