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Utopia Guide Review: Redirects Galore, Total Ripoff!

If you’re not familiar with escort listing sites, then you soon will be once you read this review. I have spent a good portion of my single life investigating and testing escort directories. The Utopia Guide is one that I recently got wind of and when I learned what I did, there was no way that I was letting this slide. It’s my duty to call a spade a spade and if I’m not calling out these scams then who will?

The first thing you need to know is that the UtopiaGuide is 100% not to be used or visited. There are many reasons why I suggest this but the main reason is that it’s nothing but a marketing scam.

YES, you read that right. I said SCAM.

I’ll dive into things soon but let me first explain why I’m checking these escort sites out. Within the last couple of months, the federal government has been shutting down these escort listing directories due to a law known as FOSTA. I 100% agree that they should continue doing so, just for full disclosure purposes.

I’m not about that life. Seriously, I do not suggest hiring any girls to have sex with you for money – it’s completely unnecessary. That’s not the point here though. Just know that the Utopia Guide recently switched things up given all this going down.

That said, here’s my official review and rundown of the website and their dirty tactics.

Utopia Guide Reviews

The Utopia Guide Review – I’m Glad It’s Gone!

If you take a close look at this site you’ll soon realize it’s nothing but a waste of time. Sure, it’s been around for over a decade and it’s changed quite a bit over the years.

Here’s what I can tell you…

The site was once a message board that catered to all types of people trying to learn about escorts in their local area. However, their attempt at doing so was piss poor in my humble opinion.

There were no solid escort reviews and the incall and outcall chatter on the board was lackluster at best. Although they did a decent job of segmenting the site into regions, it wasn’t enough to keep the board going.

That’s most likely because the site may have had both cops and escorts using it. Think about it, the first place the local law enforcement is going to look is the Utopia Guide and other escort message boards. They set up stings in order to bust suckers that pay girls to bang them. Yes – it’s 100% illegal for anyone to hire a hooker in the United States so don’t even try it.

If you take a closer look at the sections of Utopiaguide.com, you’ll notice that there is no talk about any girls, period. I mean, it’s actually pretty sad IMO.

Don’t Pay For Sex / Forum Busted

Not to mention, you really shouldn’t be attempting to pay for sex anyway. I don’t know why so many suckers use sites like this one and the International Sex Guide, ECCIE and even Babylonescort. They are bad news and will not get you laid, ever.

Did I mention that the forum looks Utopia Guide Forum looks broken even? Take a look at the screenshot below and you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about.

utopia guide site forum section

The Current Site

Okay, so this is what matters right now. The Utopia Guide is a major redirect marketing scam that everyone needs to avoid! When you begin searching online for the site, eventually, you’ll come across it. However, once you click on that link guess what happens? You’re immediately redirected to a new site.

In fact, each redirect is sending to a site that I do not endorse or agree with for one reason or another. For example, when I tested it recently, it was sending to AshleyMadison.com, SnapRendezvous.com, and DoUWant.me.

redirect site screenshot

So, the chances of you finding someone on the Utopia Guide NYC section is slim to none as you can see. They make zero effort to connect you with real girls and instead redirect you to awful hookup sites with credit card scams.

Conclusion: Utopia Guide Is Terrible

Unless you want to be roped out of hundreds of dollars, I strongly suggest that you back away from this site and not ever type it into your phone or computer. It will only lead to trouble and nothing more. The bottom line is that if you want to actually get laid, all you need to do is check out the list of sites below, register for free on any of them and reap the rewards of taking action. You will get laid I 100% guarantee it and so do the sites!

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