I’ve got a real bone to pick with the happy ending massage site RubMaps – pun intended. Some claim that this is Yelp reviews site of happy endings, but I disagree. If you’ve ever been tempted to get an erotic massage, then you need to read this review. Rubmaps.com is not what you think and using it can lead to some really awful things.
I know, that’s not what you’d expect to hear but it’s my personal opinion and the truth. I’ll give you a few strong reasons why it’s in your best interest to avoid this site. Trust me, you’ll be glad that you took the time to read this review of Rubmaps.com.
My Rubmaps Report – Full Rundown
I dove right into this Asian massage parlor directory in order to uncover everything that I learned about the site. I tested it while in the Miami, FL area which is why all the screenshots showcase South Florida massage locations. Keep in mind that Miami is one of the most densly populated locations for this type of stuff. I’d also like to add that it’s awfully risky for so many reasons (shared below). At any rate, let me share what I learned with you.
So, the first thing that I’d like to bring to your attention is that when reviewing this site, I ended up first seeing some strange message that although the website has been operating since 2010, they are temporarily suspending operations to all users based in the United States. They also claim that the site’s been blocked to all US-based users.
I don’t know about you, but this is perhaps the biggest red flag I’ve ever seen in my life. They’re basically saying, “Hey, we might be doing something totally illegal, so we’re shutting down.” That should be enough for anyone to want to completely avoid this website. Anyway, that’s the start and it’s a bad one at that.
I clicked in, agreed to the terms and moved forward with my RubMaps review.
Terms Are Ridiculous
The next thing I decided to do was check out the terms and conditions of Rubmaps.com. The terms are so long and there is a bunch of legal jargon that you’ll want to understand. Now, one thing that really is crazy is the very first set of terms shown on this site. They make mention that you are agreeing to refrain from using the site for “sex money exchange services,” “Adult services or products,” “Services or products to enhance sexual experience,” and a laundry list of MANY other things which incorporate guns, nude modeling, drugs, egg donoring, and so much more.
Let’s get one thing straight, this site attempts to share the prices and services provided by (most of the time disgusting, fat, unattractive) massage therapists. Many of which are related to sexual services in exchange for money.
They make mention of some things that the massage parlors are forbidden or prohibited from doing. Far as I’m concerned, it’s absurd.
They Will Not Protect You
Based on what I read, the site assumes zero responsibility for any of the happy ending location details, reviews, opinions, or advice. They obviously will not protect you if something happens to you as Rubmaps claims to not be responsible for any of it. There’s no way that I’m going to pay for a service that will not protect me and stand behind me in the event that I have an issue.
Rubmaps offers a monthly membership that will cost you $14.95 per month. It’s a VIP Membership that rebills every 30 days. They also offer a $99 annual fee which is a non-recurring fee.
Unless you want to be known for paying for a subscription that undoubtedly shows interest in connecting with local massage parlors willing to sell sexual services for money, then I’d not register!
Massage Therapist Information
I dove into the site and learned quite a bit (of things that made me want to avoid it) and I’m telling you right now, this site is not one you want to use. So, what I did was take a look at the local spas in Miami.
Each of the listings showcased the location, provider, and prices. So, what they are essentially doing is admitting to accepting money for sexual favors.
Assuming that you don’t want to upgrade to a premium membership, then you’re going to have to dodge all the banner ads from the sponsors.
Closed Spa Reviews
I went as far as looking into a massage parlor that I’ve driven by and learned that it was listed as closed. I know that it was closed because it got raided and was on the news. Now, the issues I have here is that all these people leaving reviews have openly admitted to paying for sex services at the massage parlor and the local law enforcement can go ahead and obtain that information about you.
In other words, paying for massage services and reporting them on websites like Rubmaps is a horrible idea.
Do not forget that some of these shady massage parlors might have hidden cams setup. They may be able to easily catch you doing something illegal and if they get raided, you better believe that you’ll be heading to jail along with the massage therapists. Yes, all thanks to listening to patrons on Rubmaps.com.
Lastly, I’ve like to add that I came across a site claiming that Rubmaps.com was fake. Perhaps it is. I don’t know but I know it’s as shady as can be.
Conclusion: Avoid RubMaps, Casually Date Instead
Look, if you’re looking to hook up or just have a no strings attached sexual experience you don’t have to look to pay for massage parlor services. Whether the reviews at Rubmaps are real or not, it’s just not worth the trouble. You’re far better off joining a dating site that works to connect people for sex. There are tons of them out there. Whatever you do, just please do not use one of those awful escort review sites (like Erotic Monkey) either. You’ll be in far more legal trouble if you do.
Casual dating sites are 100% legal, mutual, and you don’t have to pay for sex. What’s not to love? Check some out by heading back to the homepage.
Latest Update: It has just come to my attention that Aampmaps is now officially redirecting to Rupmaps. While I haven’t covered much about aampmaps, it’s a similar site and something that you’re better off not knowing about. At any rate, I felt the need to share that information with you considering the sites are working with one another. Don’t believe the hype!
If you come across any other sites redirecting to rubmaps.com please let me know as I want to let all readers know about these shady tactics.
BREAKING NEWS – Update: I recently got wind that the police decided to head over at Rubmaps.com injunction with other local law enforcement to help shut down the Jupiter, FL massage spa that ultimately might take down Robert Kraft, the owner of the New England Patriots (not really, but that’s how I feel right about now).
The news station WPTV reported that they were not planning on investigating it until they heard about the consumers ranting and raving about the Orchids of Asia Day Spa and the services that people got.
The sting location:
Orchids of Asia Day Spa
103 South US Highway 1
Video of Robert Kraft being charged:
The massages costs roughly $80 for full service:
One other thing you need to know about this case is that the phone number of the Orchids of Asia Day Spa is actually connected to a number of other spas as well.
That said, you’re really not safe using RubMaps or attempting to visit any of these Asian massage parlors, period!
Final Verdict: I feel bad for the people involved here, including any women that may have been detained as that’s not what I believe in and one of the reasons why I avoid this entirely. There’s no need to use Rub Maps or any type of site like this when you can connect with someone for free that’s mutually willing to fool around, maybe even bang.