I’ll kick this real deal and raw review off by saying that I hate escorts. There’s absolutely no reason why any guy should pay an escort to have sex with them. I’ve been down this road before and when someone asked me what I thought about the Escort Babylon site, I told them I had never heard of it but would check it out. That’s exactly what I did and now I’m here to share everything I learned about this escort directory.
But before I do, I want to make one thing VERY clear again. You do not need to hire these escorts to get laid. If you want to get laid tonight, then just use a sex app to make that happen. No need to pay girls to bang you, seriously it’s for losers only.
Okay, now that I got that done, here’s what you need to know about Escortbabylon.com.
My Report On Escort Babylon (And Why It Sucks)
I’ll kick things off with the boring legal aspects of this website. When you first enter the website, you’ll need to click the “I agree” text which allows you access to the site. There is a very discreet link there which contains the terms of the site. It’s what’s in these terms that really pisses me off.
Did you know that the website collects personal data of yours and that they use that personal information? They do so in order to provide services to you, monitor your activity, and enforce all the terms that you didn’t read when you clicked the enter button. They do much more than that though, trust me. It’s all in the terms. The website will disclose your personal information to third parties as well if need be in order to market things to you. They will also share your personal information with law enforcement if need be.
I’d like to also mention that Escort Babylon links to third party sites, some of which are advertisements in which they are trying to squeeze more money out of you. There are LOTS of other things that I don’t like about the terms of service, but I’m not going to go out of my way to list them all out. If so, I’ll be here all night long, seriously.
The second that you agree to the terms and conditions, you’re immediately redirected to some awful site called Secret Benefits. I’ve never recommended this site to anyone nor would I ever. This is further justification that this site is simply trying to get you to join some bad sites and that they are taking advantage of you.
The Escort Listings Suck
If you click into some of the escort listings on escortbabylon.com you’ll quickly learn that they basically are a front for Backpage and nothing more. The images that you’ll find are literally pulled from Backpage and they do it in a way that apparently allows them to get away with it. If you decide that you want to post an ad, you need to click the “post ad-free” button and it too redirects you to yet another website called MegaPersonals.com. I mean, this tells me that none of these escort listings are verified, legit, or even real perhaps. Again, just my personal opinion which I’m totally entitled to.
Now, a little more about the listings. I took a close look at some of the girls on this site and I’m sorry but most of them look like crackheads or they look like they are stolen Snapchat snaps.
I’d also like to add that none of the ads have a way to actually connect with the girls. Sure, they display phone numbers but how on earth do you know that you’re not getting set up for being robbed or a sting operation? YES – another reason why I refuse to pay for sex. I don’t want to get arrested for paying for sex, not worth it!
Risk Of Diseases
I’ll go out on a limb and assume that the escorts are real. Heck, maybe one or two really want to meet up. You best be ready to head to the doctors if that does happen. The reason I say this is that your risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease goes through the roof! Most of these girls may not be clean, they may have IV drug addictions. Perhaps they have a life-threatening illness that could be passed on to you.
The Links Are Ads
You’ll notice that there are links on each escort listing in the right sidebar area and they read, “Live Sex Cams” and “Fuck Now” well these are simply ads sending you to other websites.
No United States Johns Allowed
This site recently went out of its way to not allow Johns aka males looking to pay for sex within the United States access to this site. In my opinion, that’s actually a good thing because this site SUCKS and it’s only going to cause you legal problems if nothing else! The EroticMonkey.com actually did the same thing and that site sucks even worse.
Conclusion: Escort Babylon Is Not Looking Out For Your Best Interest
The bottom line here is quite simple. You’ll want to avoid using EscortBabylon.com. If you’re currently using it and go get yourself checked out by a doctor if so. There’s nothing good that can come from using this website. Nothing at all. It will cost your thousands to pay a girl to have sex with you, not to mention even more if you get into trouble with the law attempting to do so. Just stop.
If you want to meet local girls looking to have sex for free, then all you need to do is visit the “best of” page of my site. I’ve laid everything out for you in black and white.
No need to spend a crazy amount of money.
Join an adult dating site.
Upgrade your membership.
Connect with like-minded people that want more sex.
Simple. As. That.