How to Eat a Pussy Like a Champ
I’m not one to give out sex tips on a regular basis, but when I come across something spectacular, I like to share it with my readers. Sure, I’ve been known to give out superb dating site advice, and it’s what I do for fun because I am sick and tired of scammy dating sites that just rob people.
But today, I’m proud to deliver a work of art that I wrote with the help of a sexual mentor of mine. A guy who will remain nameless, but he’s been with over 1,000 women and isn’t slowing down, even at the age of 51! He’s a total boss, and it doesn’t hurt that he has some money, but let me just say, women cling to this guy, which is why I consider him a mentor in all things that have to do with hooking up with women and keeping them around.
Today, I go into a recorded conversation I had with him about art of eating pussy. Otherwise known as “oral sex.” You see, you have to give if you want to receive, and this saying couldn’t possibly go better with the topic at hand. In today’s article I’ll report my conversation, almost in an interview style, with my friend, who we’ll just call “Art” for brevity sake.
How You Can Give Oral Sex to a Woman and Knock Her Socks Off
Me: Art, please tell me your secret to oral sex. I’m good at it, but I want to be great.
Art: I’m not really one to think that you have to know some legendary secret or anything like that, I think it’s more about doing it, and paying attention to some fine details over anything else. I think it’s the best way to make a woman climax, which is why I like to keep doing it.
Me: So let’s walk through your routine, how you exactly go on and do this…..
Art: I’ll give you a step by step list here, I think that’s the best way to do this so you can follow along.
Step One Of Eating Pussy
#1: The first thing I do is make sure she knows she’s in a comfortable space. I like to give her deep kisses and let her know I really care for her. Deep kissing, then moving my way down to the neck. Sometimes I’ll tell her to relax and just sit back, but some women like to look down and watch as you go down. They really get into it. Try to make a ton of eye contact as you work your way down her body. Eye contact creates trust, and the more trust you have with her, the more fun you’ll have with your experience. Depending on the reaction I get from her, (this is my gauge of success and failure) I’ll spend time sucking her nipples and breasts. If she’s into it, I’ll spend time there. If not, I’ll proceed down her body.
Step Two Is All About Comfort
#2: So as I work my way down, I do many things to make her feel like she’s the only thing on my mind – because she should be at this point. If you are thinking about money you have on a football game, your work, or anything else for that matter, you aren’t into it mentally. You need mental focus here if you want her to enjoy this. Give it your all.
As you kiss her body and make your way down, grab her hands. Hold them. Squeeze them. Keep making eye contact. Again, it’s all about making her feel comfortable with the entire process. It will get more erotic, but she has to trust you before she can reach those types of emotional levels.
If her pants are on, now is the time to slowly take them off. If you rip them off like you are trying to win a “who can get naked faster contest” it’ll be a turn off. Again, we’re looking to make her comfortable, not look like a rape victim. I also don’t throw them on the floor to get dirty and wrinkled. I take time to fold them and gently put them down. Women appreciate stuff like this.
Again, we’re making her comfortable here.
Step Three Is All About Teasing Her
#3: Probably my favorite part of this process is teasing her. I like to kiss the insides of her legs, work my way down to her thigh, and do this on both legs. I stop by the pussy from time to time to let her know I didn’t forget about the main goal here. But just gentle kisses and subtle touches. When you spend so much time in this state, they think you were literally doing it for hours, even if the actual session was less than 30 minutes. It’s all a mind fuck, really.
Step Four – Finding the Clit
#4: I like this part because this is where we start heating up a bit. When she starts to make noise and groan a bit, I know I’m about to get things heated up quickly. I start by licking up where the vagina opens and move upwards and try to feel for what end up feeling like a bean or a pea. That’s the clitoris. Grab that with your tongue and suck away. Do this with different strokes and motions. Try going up and down, side to side, just don’t let go. You’ll get a reaction almost instantly when you find it and start doing this. She’ll love it, that’s a guarantee.
Step Five is All About Motion
#5: So once I’m here, again, I just gauge her reactions and act accordingly. This is when you can start looking for speed and comfort. Find a speed she’s comfortable with and suck away. You’ll know when you are doing it right because she will be moaning and saying stuff to you telling you how much she likes it.
If she doesn’t like it, just flat out ask her one of the following questions:
- Hey, do I have the right spot?
- Want me to move up or down?
- Baby, I want to make you cum. Let me know what you like when I move to different spots please.
Stuff like that goes a long way to letting her know that you are trying to satisfy her. Again, gauge her reactions and you’ll be fine. But if you aren’t getting a reaction, ask a question. Don’t be shy, she wants to get off and feel good so it’s better to do that and look like a novice rather than just do it wrong and not be with her ever again.
Advanced Advice for Licking Pussy
Me: Thanks Art, that’s all amazing stuff. Is that everything, or do you have some advice on how to eat pussy for advanced users? Stuff that will get us to the next level and really separate the boys from the men?
Art: I like to tell a woman how good it tastes and how horny it makes me. When I tell them that they taste like the best thing I’ve ever put in my mouth it’s an absolute game changer. When she’s horny and feeling it it’s a great time to give her a compliment. You can go easy or get raunchy here, it’s really up to you. However I think that telling her and looking her in the eyes really drives home the point that you are into her, which in turn will make her more into you.
You can also start to finger her pussy as well. Sometimes it’s best to give her that dick simulation with your finger and go right back to licking it. Just a little variance, it’s almost like a tease to her. Make sure you wash your hands prior – some women are really into hygiene and want to know your clean and aren’t jamming dirt into her pussy.
Finally, as she’s totally heated up, and you’ll know when she is, ask her how she wants it. Sometimes she’s so horny she’s about to come and she will ask you to fuck her. If she does, pounce on the opportunity and I’ll tell you why.
All she’s thought about is the last 15 – 30 minutes, or whatever duration it lasted. You can fuck her, knowing she’s close to coming, and fuck her well. She’ll come before you, which is always a good thing because she’ll think your a stud. Sure, coming together is great, but if you keep going and she’s getting railed, she’ll think you just had a marathon session, even if most of it was because you spent time “down at the Y.”
Me: Wow Art, that’s very helpful. I’m so grateful for your share today. I can’t wait to get this up on my site and really start helping some of the bro’s out there.
Art: My pleasure, I see so many people who are shy about this. Good luck, gents!
