My guess is that if you’re reading this, then you either really love fruit or you’re totally wondering why on earth I’m writing about pineapples on a sex dating blog. If you are still curious then keep reading because it only gets more exciting from here!
Today I’ll be covering everything I know about upside-down pineapples and why your sexual spidey senses should be tingling now just by the thought of what this means. I cover how to use it to your advantage and why you see so many upside-down pineapples in the grocery store.
What Does The Upside Pineapple Mean?
Simply put, the upside-down pineapple symbolizes openness and non-monogamous relationships. In other words, it basically means that you’re a swinger looking for sex partners.
One thing that you need to know about this is that it doesn’t have to be a physical pineapple. It can be a pineapple displayed on a tee shirt, tote bag, a tattoo, or anything as such. What’s important is that the pineapple is visible for all to see.
Where Can You Find Upside Down Pineapples?
The best place to find people who are into non-monogamous relationships is in the grocery store. Why, do you ask? Well, there are tons of pineapples at the grocery store, so it’s easy to find and use them in that location. Also, it’s a spot where tons of horny women spend a lot of time.
I have a suggestion for you if you’re really looking to let people know you’re into hooking up outside of your open relationship. Play it cool and add the upside-down pineapple to your Fling profile. I promise this will help you hook up. Trust me on this one!
Conclusion: Swingers Are Out There At Grocery Stores!
If you’re looking for swingers and people in your local area willing to have sex, then try the grocery store or fresh market this weekend. I’ve successfully hooked up using these same tactics over and over. Trust me, pineapple is your friend! Now get out there and start grocery shopping!