If you’re hooking up with people using casual dating sites or apps, then you need to know some lingo. Seriously, the people using Fling and other sex-only apps have this down to a science. Many of them just bang and they do frequently. You might wonder how they’re able to seal the deal or get dates set up so quickly. I’ll tell you why…they know the lingo! There are casual sex terms that just about every horny person needs to know. Whether you’re a girl or a guy, you should understand these abbreviations as they help get to the bottom of things quickly.
Must-Know Hookup Sex Terms & Abbreviations
Okay, now, let me preface by saying that I’ve not listed every single term there is to know. I’d be here all day if that were the case. However, I did take the time to list many out and put my added touch of notes to help guide you. Know them, use them, and get laid more. Oh, side note, these are not in any particular order.
AAMP – Apartment Asian Massage Parlor
This one is basically stating that they’re giving massages in a regular apartment. The place is probably a shit hole too. You’ve been warned.
ATF – All-time favorite position
If a give tells you doggy style is her ATF, then hit her up pronto. Nuff said!
AWO – Anal sex without a rubber
Looking to raw dog it in the butt, then if you see this used in an ad, you’re in luck.
Balloons – Fake tits
This is a funny one and one that you don’t see often. I’m not sure why they refer to fake tits as balloons, but some people post this on their dating profiles.
Birdwatching – Blowjob and finishing with a swallow
I love this term. There’s nothing better than birdwatching. Just ask your mom.
CG – cowgirl
This is a sex position that’s often desired and requested on many sex sites. Know it and be on the lookout for it!
CMD – Carpet matches the drapes
Yup, she’s got a blonde bush and blonde hair. You got it right there genius!
Donation – Gift or payment of some type
If you see this, then more than likely you’re going to have to give something in exchange for sex. Just keep that in mind and, do not show up empty-handed or you’ll look like a loser.
Brain – Getting head
Everybody loves getting brain and if you don’t you’re a fucking loser.
GND – Girls next door
Just like that movie with the pornstar who would actually be an only fans girl today most likely.
GS – Golden shower
Things might get a little wet, better bring a raincoat.
Happy Ending – A tug job to finish things up.
I’ve reported on the happy ending so many damn times it’s unreal. If you don’t know this by now, then shame on you.
ISO – In search of
NSA – No strings attached
SOMF – Sit on my face
If a girl asks you to SOMF, you damn well better listen to her!
Salad tossing – anus licking
Every girl likes getting her salad tossed and everyone knows this.
Conclusion: Know These Sex Terms And Prosper
Knowing these sex terms will definitely help you get laid on the Internet. You’ll for sure hook up and maybe even get laid multiple times daily if you’re a smooth talker using this lingo. Just be sure to use the right app, make your profile kick ass and work it so it works for you. Don’t be lazy! Put in the effort and you’ll bang.
About Ryan Malone
Ryan Malone is a serial dater who enjoys casual flings. He created this website for all the cocksman out there looking for the best ways to find casual encounters in all the weirdest places. You can follow him on Twitter and sometimes find him posting videos with opinions on dating sites on YouTube.
