I recently published my fuckdate.com review and this is completely different. This review covers Freelifetimefuckdate.com, which is entirely separate and not even related to the previously reviewed site. That said, this one here that’s covered below is trash. Find out why I think it smells like hot garbage. Yes, you heard that right – let it sink in.
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My Official FreeLifetimefuckdate.com Review Reveals All
I’ve joined many a supposedly free dating site and I’ll tell you it was never free. Sure, you can join most dating sites for free, but once you start poking around on the site, you’ll notice that you can’t do a damn thing beyond looking at small thumbnail-sized pictures and making a general profile. If you’re lucky you can do a basic search, but that’s about all.
So, when FreeLifetimeFuckDate.com came along, I thought, “Well, this is surely a fake”. I mean, guys, look at the name of it. Do you think a legitimate site is going to call itself something as blatant as that?
I know the “real” dating sites aren’t always great for NSA hookups, and there are definitely real hookup sites out there, but sites with “free” and “lifetime fuck” probably are not the ones that are going to get you laid. They just sound too good to be true.
If you’re considering joining FreeLifetimeFuckDate.com, you’re going to want to read exactly why I think the site is a fraud and why you should never join any site like it.
4 Reasons Why FreeLifetimeFuckDate.com Is a Fraud
The things I’m about to tell you as to why FreeLifetimeFuckDate.com is a fraud are not some magical thing I discovered or a secret that is only available to me. The best way for any average Joe to figure out if a dating site is a good or bad site is for you to read the terms and conditions of the site.
I know nobody reads them, hell, I never did either. But, once I was on a few dating sites and got nowhere with results, I started to notice the same things happening to me time after time. I’m sure if you’ve ever joined a dating site that was mostly geared toward sex, you’ve probably noticed the same things.
My biggest bit of advice to you is this: before you join a dating site, read their terms and conditions. You will find all the legal stuff they must disclose so they don’t get sued. I know that it’s pretty time-consuming and boring, but if you read what they say, you’ll quickly find out if they are on the up-and-up, or if they’re just another fly-by-night dating site looking to rip you off.
Here is what I found out about FreeLifetimeFuckDate and why I’m 100% sure they’re a complete fraud.
You have to enter a credit card number to join.
If you’re joining a supposedly free dating site, why in the world do you have to enter a credit card number? Now, FreeLifetimeFuckDate.com says it’s because they use that to determine if you’re of legal age. After all, only those over 18 should have a credit card. That sounds all fine and good, but trust me, it’s only a ruse to get your financial information to charge you.
Once you enter your credit card number for the supposed verification, you are going to be charged not only for FreeLifetimeFuckDate.com, you’re going to be charged for two porn sites.
Read that again: You’re going to be charged for porn.
Who in their right mind pays for porn anymore? Nobody with half of a brain.
Don’t believe me? Look at the right side of the page on FreeLifetimeFuckDate.com and you’ll see that you’re agreeing to this. And, here’s what you’re going to pay:
- Monthly membership: $49.95 automatically renewed every month
- Bonus Site #1 membership: $39.61 automatically renewed every month
- Bonus Site #2 membership: $28.87 automatically renewed every month
Pretty damn expensive if you ask me.
Joining FreeLifetimeFuckDate.com means they own you.
I know that sounds kind of dramatic, but it’s true. Once you create a profile on FreeLifetimeFuckDate.com and write anything about yourself and upload any pictures, the site owns your content. They can then do with it what they please.
Here’s what the terms and conditions have to say about that:
By posting Content to any public area of FuckSwipe, you automatically grant, and you represent and warrant that you have the right to grant, to FuckSwipe an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, fully paid, worldwide license to use, copy, perform, display, and distribute such information and content and to prepare derivative works of, or incorporate into other works, such information and content, and to grant and authorize sublicenses of the foregoing. Specifically you agree and acknowledge that your profile and related information and content may be utilized and displayed on other sites which are owned by related companies or authorized services providers (“Network websites”).
Essentially this means you can become one of their Love Stars, which are fabricated profiles used to lure other real members into thinking the site is active, fun, and that people want to talk to them. Guess that kind of makes you a Catfish-by-proxy.
Those pesky Love Stars.
Speaking of Love Stars, FreeLifetimeFuckBook.com is full of them, just like that terrible Wealthymatch.com site. These are fabricated profiles created to keep you interested and to try and get you to upgrade your membership. There is usually a bot or a real person behind the profile, they just aren’t the person pictured.
You will never meet those people and you’re certainly not going to get laid. Did you join a sex site just to have conversations with people you’ll never meet? I know I certainly didn’t.
If you’re interested if this is in the terms and conditions, let me assure you that it is.
Here ya go:
You understand, acknowledge, and agree that some of the user profiles posted on this site may be fictitious or models or bots related to our “Love Stars” (LS) program. Our LS work for the site in an effort to stimulate dialogue with users and to stimulate user participation on the Website and Services, advertisement of the Website and Services, and the creation of user profiles. You further understand, acknowledge, and agree that, from time-to-time, LS may contact Website and Services users and members via electronic messaging, including for example, email, instant messages, and SMS.
Automated annoying messages.
Not only does FreeLifetimeFuckBook.com create fake profiles, but they also send you endless messages that are annoying. These messages, which are automated, will start the second you create a profile and they’re going to be pretty graphic and sexy. And, there is only one way you can read them, guess how.
By being a paid member. Yep, they send you these enticing messages hoping you’ll be so excited and intrigued that you’ll spend money on a membership.
Final Verdict on Free Lifetime Fuck Date
I hate liars and thieves. Unfortunately, FreeLifetimeFuckDate.com is both of these things. They promise you a free membership, they promise you hookups, and they promise you that the site has women. None of these things are true.
If I were you, I would avoid joining FreeLifetimeFuckDate.com, it will give you nothing but a headache and a much lighter wallet. You’d be better off using the Rubmaps.com massage rating site versus joining this and I think Rubmaps sucks harder than your ex-girlfriend!
Just join one of the sites listed on this main page here and go to town, you’ll get laid I promise.