New Years Resolutions If You’re Single

The ball is going to drop in a couple of hours and if you’re not ready for 2016 then you’re not alone. Well, you’re single but not alone. Here are a few New Years resolutions to think about if you’re single. I’ll be putting into practice a number of these myself.

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New Years Resolutions To Make 2016 Awesome!

1. Open Your Mind and Unbutton Your Pants

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Open your mind and she’ll open her legs!

The first thing I’m proposing as one resolution is to open your mind up more and be willing to try new things in the new year. That means leaving behind all the preconceived notions that you might have and instead, start living an open-minded life.

2. Go On More Dates

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You should promise yourself that you’re going to go on more dates in the new year. I suggest you do this even if you have to take yourself out on the date. I know, it doesn’t quite make much sense but just do it and be open to experiences. More dating generally means more fun and more interacting socially with others. I’m personally going to make an effort to begin dating older women more than I currently am. Full disclosure, that doesn’t mean I won’t keep banging college girls.

3. Join More Dating Sites
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I’m going to be joining more dating sites in 2016 and I plan on making this the craziest dating year ever for me. You should try and do the same. Join at least one new dating site each month and give it a shot. You’ll connect with others and begin hooking up with a ton more people hopefully.

4. Make 2016 About You

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Some people prefer to make the new year about helping others and being a better person all around. Fuck that! Instead, workd on yourself because the best you brings out the best of others around you. Yes, it’s absolutely true and I’m going to be doing as much as I can to make this year all about me and accomplishing my own goals. I’d suggest you doing the same.

5. Attack Your Bucket List

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Don’t leave the new year without crossing off a ton of stuff on your bucket list. Perhaps you want to have sex while skydiving, or maybe you just want to go on a cruise. Whatever it is, just do it and do it big. Your bucket list should shrink every year as opposed to the number of people you’ve slept with.

If you’re single, I’ve done the ground work for you. You just need to take some action now. Happy New year and be sure to take action on each of these New years resolutions and go get ’em!

Ryan Malone

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Ryan Malone is a serial dater who enjoys casual flings. He created this website for all the cocksman out there looking for the best ways to find casual encounters in all the weirdest places. You can follow him on Twitter and sometimes find him posting videos with opinions on dating sites on YouTube.

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